Babel starts like this: “It’s almost new. Three hundred cartridges. The guy who gave it to me said you can hit as far as three kilometers.” Why? Because, on one level, Babel is about a gun. In this way, and in this way alone, Babel is a simple movie.
On another level, however, Babel is about Genesis 11:1-9. I’ll quote just a few portions:
And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech. So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city. Therefore is the name of it called Babel (confusion); because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.
How is about this, this confounding of language? Babel has four settings — Morocco, San Diego, Mexico, and Japan — we weave between this locations not unlike Magnolia, Short Cuts, and Crash. The four story lines appear separate, but come quietly and violently together. In Morocco, we have a goatherder and his family, and we also have ?? and ?? (played by Brad Pitt, at his most powerful and vulnerable, and Cate Blanchett, respectively) on vacation, trying to resurrect their marriage. In San Diego we have ?? (played by Oscar-nominee ???), the live-in caretaker of two children. In Mexico, we have ??’s family, and the location of her son’s eminent(wc?) wedding. And in Japan, we have ?? (played by ??), a deaf student, pining for understanding, love, and a better sense of her own sexuality. I’d rather not write more than that for fear of spoiling the plot. I will tell you this: follow the gun.
The acting in Babel, top to bottom, is the best I’ve seen all year, and once again leaves me dumb-founded how, in the nam of that is holy and sacred, did Jennifer Hudson win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress? But how did Brad Pitt — vulnerable and enraged, weary and weeping — get ignored?
But back to the movie, a film about miscommunication, the problem with the exaggeration and fear-inducement of the news, the tragedies of lies, and the pining we share for understanding from our fellow earthlings. Babel, in short, reminds us that suffering and sorrow can be communicated regardless of language. But more importantly, we are reminded of this: kindness is too.
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Then I married a vet student; that was the end of that. Three rabbits, a parrot, two tortoises, two terrapins, a saltwater fish tank, a dog, and countless hours helping my wife study for exams later, to say that I know a thing or two about animals and pet ownership is like saying